Million Dollar Business Idea

Don’t use or patent someone’s idea without involving them.

I accept no responsibility for how this thread ruins your patent or trade secret plans.

Mostly, this is just for fun. :grin:

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Dentist chairs that have a built in massage function for when you’re waiting.

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You’ve seen toaster strudel

You’ve seen toaster waffles

May I present…

Toaster Toast!!!

I’ve had this idea for decades

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Uhm. Afraid to ask. But how is this different from bread?

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It’s frozen

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It is just pre sliced bread that is frozen

But with good marketing it’s a 6 figure product

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Absolutely. :100:

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Smart headphones that will filter out my child’s rambles but auto generate the “mmhmm … Oh really… Ah, yeah …” noises for me, AND (this is the key part) send me a most of anything important. Updates to imaginary friend menagerie, changes to favorite colors, is this name a character from something or a real kid from their class and is said kid an asshole or worth setting up a playdate with, etc. This summary can be sent in my preferred format (text, email, etc.)

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AI can totally do this.

(I know nothing about AI, I’m channeling my inner CEO)

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Tool that autofills my medical history and supplements and stuff accurately into whatever moronic interface a new doctor has.

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Actual patent agent here - any disclosure here would be considered a public disclosure for any patent that might be pursued. So while this is just for fun, just a word of warning to anyone who might be interested in patenting something. And I am happy to help anyone offline if that’s of interest.

Trademark is completely different and not in my lane.

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And some heating.

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Luke Dunphey invented something like this on Modern Family.

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Sliced bread is the OG million dollar idea, so this has to be good

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The bread slicing machine was invented by Otto Rohwedder - I think it was sometime in the late 1800s. ETA: CORRECTION - late 1920s.

And now you know.

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WELL I have experienced this at my dentist so someone else was on it lol. It’s a nice and gentle massage!!

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Laundromats in airports for layovers or when waiting for your flight home - arrive home with clean clothes.

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Kids clothes library. Specifically where I live

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