I immediately sent it to my husband. Although I think the sick bastard actually enjoys it 
truly a unique brain
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We married very similar sick bastards.
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There was that time we had to check and make sure they didn’t work in the same niche industry!
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They both have a stamp.
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" He look like stick" 
“(2/2)” is the cherry on top
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Surprise urine sample for doctor
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Re: the pharmacy ones:
…or you show up at the pharmacy, and while they are back there hunting for your prescription, your toddler (who is still a little shaky on the toilet training thing) evacuates her entire bladder in the waiting area. There is nary an employee to be seen to ask for paper towels, but plenty of onlookers also waiting for their meds
I lived it
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Oh no!!
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yep! I was like, if my meds had been ready, this would not have happened
or it would have happened in the car or something, which would have been better
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Well not for the cleanup 
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Toddler carseats are machine washable, or at least ours have been easier to wash than the carpet at a pharmacy!
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I was assuming hard floors. If carpet 
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flower garden gateway reporting for duty 
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Hey Oregon has one! There’s a waterslide that comes out of a retired airplane, next to the air and space museums!!
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