Out for blood today?
Which one? 
(is your name Matt 
)
All of them.
I am not a Matt but I have dated multiple Matt’s and also we have 3 in our department at work (more than women ).
I just love the journey of the Matt one. Because I never read usernames on these lol. But that one it’s like, read that tweet, then back to the top, then BOOM his name is Matt. It’s just like. Structural comedic timing for me 
ETA and in our small core neighborhood friends group there’s two Matt’s. Out of like 4-5 families.
It tru tho
OK I think I now get why people hate “gentle parenting”, I didnt know it included this stuff 
but anyway here’s a parody. I’m now unsure I’ve ever “gentle parented” but damn it would be great to do this to some adults…
Lol I was just watching her series a moment ago.
And yes. I absolutely would love to do this with some of the adults in my children’s lives! Lol