I am going to be VERY TEMPTED to channel her when Howie’s family starts gossiping about everyone’s weight.
“No thank you, Howie’s mom. Zip it lock it put it in your pocket. Cousin’s body belongs to her, got it got it?”
I feel like this is much more “why kindergarten teachers and others who work with children accidentally make people really uncomfortable” lol. I know when I was working still I asked a friend at a bar if he needed to potty before we went to a new bar 
I’ve also told my husband to “wave bye bye” before.
Bahahaha 
I can imagine!
Oh! And I once broke off mid sentence with our tax lady to go “oooh a bus! Big bus!”
My Mil used to sit beside my niece (same age as J1), over fill her plate for her age (think preschooler /elementary), tell her she had to finish it all if she wanted dessert, and then talked about how big she was (she was, generally, preschooler sized at toddler age etc. Yes big for her age, but a healthy active child).
I never let my Mil serve or sit beside my kids.
But she still talks about how tall J1 is and how big his cousin is. And I think imma channel one of these gentle parenting videos next time she starts
Oh god the active sabotage in that is awful.
It’s me! I also have a sliding scale of which friends are allowed to visit at no notice, short notice, at least a day’s notice.
I think you mean text.
But maybe THIS ONE will solve all my problems no?
I don’t think we need this kind of negativity here.
Incorrect the planner graveyard is my collection
