I desperately want there to be good leftovers in the fridge and there aren’t???
wrt Rent - why diabetes when TB was right there? (you know the meme that would work)
ETA: this is why I’m so much fun at parties
Maybe they pretended the drug use was insulin??
I guessed wrong six months ago which meant my kid was sad last week when he realized it was gone. I’m a heartless monster. A tired heartless monster.
This is why I have a giant black bin in my garage labeled “toy quarantine” (thankfully she can’t read yet). She remembers. Everything. Ever. “Where is the rock with the swirl and the face on it!!” “Uhhh I’ll look for it at nap. This is why cleaning up the house is so important. So we can find things” 
More like “i’m in the club taking away agency and free will from people whose life choices i deem self destructive”
AHEM
NOT THAT I HAD ANY ISSUES WITH THAT SCENE OR ANYTHING.
OBIWAN.
Damn, this is so true. I’ve never thought of it before but we do bring urine everywhere we go. That’s so weird to think of it that way. And often, we leave it there where we have shown up. Can I use your bathroom? Just gonna drop off some of this urine I brought with me…
ilu
I laughed so hard. You’re wonderful.
