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Dont worry, that applies to your body after growing the child too
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That one hurt.
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Oh it’s me. Only i do this in front of Partner and she just stares at me while i back away from the fridge with a cold precooked veggie dog in my mouth.
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This shall be my new descriptor. “I’m a little bodega rat on the food front lately, but I’m holding up!”
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Funny thing I saw today: Sheng Wang’s standup special on Netflix. Go watch it, bros.
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how dare u
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I was literally coming here to recommend that. I cried real tears.
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