That’s AWFUL and I laughed out loud 
I’m so sorry.
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I . . . actually think it’s amazing that you didn’t know any divorced people! Social stability level: legendary.
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I think there was one divorced person in my parent’s friendgroup back then, but they only had one kid (and maybe full custody?) so it didn’t break the worldview 
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That made me laugh so loudly 
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The update that nobody needs lol:
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They said it couldn’t be done. He proved them all wrong.
Or more likely
Some said it shouldn’t be done, and we learned nothing.
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I guffawed.
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A question posed to me recently: do Transformers have life insurance or car insurance?
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AND CAN U IMAGINE THE INSURANCE CALLS?
also this proves capitalism has broken us all.
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I figure it’s all moot cause that one doctor one just gets paid under the table.
(100% of my Transformers knowledge comes from osmosis of being in the room when Kiddo watched the semi-recent animated show.)
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Wizard argues that they have to have car insurance if they’re impersonating cars on the road - they’d need it if they got pulled over. Life insurance is optional, he says.
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Juliet needed Nancy.
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The acid reflux of being a pregnant woman over 40, and not a particularly svelte one…
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