I buy generic pepcid in bulk. This meme is too real
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Simply perfect. The genre has peaked
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So thankful for that last edit to clarify 
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That did not end up anywhere near where I expected it to go from the first couple sentences.
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I looked up her comment history and found this, so either she is the most committed troll in history or this is real. Hiding because I don’t want to deprive anyone of the joy of this thread.
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She is leaving raw chicken where cat burglars can get it???
I made myself laugh with the cat burglar line. Not sorry.
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Omg.
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I never lied to my husband. If he’d asked me if I was feeding the raccoons in our house I would’ve said yes.
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Hahaha, I’m so used to posts from women on AITA to being just, sad. Like: AITA for being mad at my husband for spending all of our money and not coming home at night and cheating on me constantly?
Then this lady rolls up like: hold my raccoon.
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It isn’t me, but in my heart it is me
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we spent like 45 minutes last night watching a family of 5 in our back yard and others. And we know that they are the primary ones using the bird bath water (confirmed when we saw three of them drinking from it last night). They are very cute.
But we were on the porch and wouldn’t let them up while we were there. And we don’t feed them (beyond what they get from our raspberry bush).
Also, no wonder those lilies are trampled.
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Omg the horse play one. 
bad
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