Funny Thing You Saw Today

[Bracken_Joy]

@Clare-Dragonfly

I let the wiggler wear just socks in the house, but if he wants to go outside he has to wear shoes or go barefoot, because I don’t want him wearing out his socks on concrete.

This is my rule shoes or don’t, I don’t care if it’s a safe area, but like FUCK I’m spending extra time picking shit out of your socks when I’m doing laundry.

[Bracken_Joy]

[Meowmalade]

[turtlegirl]

[LadyDuck]

bonus cookies

[Clare-Dragonfly]

One of my friends bought a tin of cookies like that to use for storage and get bonus cookies. She ended up hating the cookies!

[Illathrael]

I love those cookies which just makes it ten times funnier

[meerkat]

[turtlegirl]

[kenner]

To add to your questionable signs :

[plainjane]

Granted these are Art

[turtlegirl]

[meerkat]

And now I know how I’m naming all future NPCs.

[Greyweld]

Grandpa has very wholesome drunk texts as far as drunk texts go.

[turtlegirl]

[noitsbecky]

My dog licks whatever she can in the dishwasher. And now I have two kittens who do it, too. It’s a pet party at the dishwasher door when anyone is trying to clean up! Just this morning I joked to my husband that I have a new process for doing dishes: Load dishes, put in soap, remove kittens, start the dishwasher.

[Bracken_Joy]

[turtlegirl]

[mountainmustache29]

[MagnoliaKnight]

Growing up, the Parent Trap was the only representation I’d seen of a divorce, so after my parents told us they were splitting up, I turned to my little brother and told him I would miss him.