It’s not too late!
True love
I watched Rocky Horror with my kids then we went to the dollar store for Halloween decorations.
I got the chip dip I was craving and it was fantastic!
I also swept the walkway and driveway and raked the front lawn and bagged leaves. And hauled all the heavy Costco shit from the back of the car to the garage I was gonna leave for SO.
Finally voted in the local election! The ballot had been sitting on the kitchen table for like 2 weeks lol.
I went to therapy and now my head is not a mess. Let’s see how long that lasts!
I started the batch of fire tonic I’ve been meaning to start. All the ingredients were in the fridge, just needed prepped. Got it going and avoided the food waste to boot!
I hauled my limpy, gimpy ass to the gym. When I got here I noticed melted chocolate ground into my pants. I’m working out at the right speed for listening to The XX, not The Beastie Boys. But I’m fucking here and that makes me badass.
OH AND AND AND
A month ago a plumbing fix gone awry turned my only (elderly) shoes into poop shoes. I wore said poop shoes until the snow came and worried over replacement shoes.
Today I bought new shoes.
Hands free for off and on
Very comfortable
Washable
Wool
Don’t smell of poop
They won’t 've useful until April or so, but they exist!
Now I just need @Elle to come force me to throw away the poop shoes.
I’m not Elle, but please throw away the poop shoes.
Oooooh I like them!
I am also not Elle but I also say throw those poop shoes away. DO EET.
PS New shoes are cute, I like!
I had to physically do it last time
If we all pile on and tell you to throw away the poop shoes, will you do it?
Shoes of poop must go.
But what if I have to wade through sewage, guys? I might need my poop shoes.
But then you will have all new poop shoes!
If you really think sewage wading is in your future - get some rubber boots!
But what are the chances you’ll be wearing your poop shoes at the time you find yourself having to wade through sewage? If you could go around it to go put on your poop shoes you wouldn’t need them anyway.
You are masterful in your command of logic.
I will throw away the shoes.
Later, because I don’t want to disturb the dogs.