I don’t want to be graphic or rude but:
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Do you hover above the toilet seat? Or sit? I am a sitter and haven’t had this problem (yet at least). But I have learned that some folks hover, which never occurred to me.
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I am personally a sitter and all my friends hover, and it’s one of my biggest pet peeves. Of course there will be splatter on oneself and the seat when hovering…if we all collectively agreed to sit, the seats wouldn’t get so gross that people feel the need to hover. It’s a vicious cycle.
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Yeah, I just carry some disinfecting wipes if I expect to encounter unsavory public toilets. Hovering is just a bad plan for me.
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Hah! I check the other stalls and run away if necessary!
The Memorial Union at my university was of a vintage such that it had some female urinals in the ladies rooms. I opened that stall door and had absolutely no idea how to use that! Other stalls had regular toilets. I found out years later that these strange porcelain apparitions were urinals for women. Hovering definitely required, wearing pants was sub-optimal for urinal use.
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I looked this up and this is a thing! I wish it had existed in college town bars and bars in the village, but am not a dan of it for sober use
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I sit but I always put TP on the seat. The only time I hover is when it’s way too gross and then it’s tricky because I am short!
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This is my most firmly held belief, could not agree more.
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Yes Yes yes
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I remember the thin waxy paper toilet seat covers. And in some airport bathrooms I would see these automatic plastic toilet seat covers that moved along the seat after you flushed like a toy train set. I bet there are lots and lots of weird toilet seat hygiene protector patents out there.
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I love Butterfinger but hate how it sticks in my teeth.
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I will subscribe to the religion of Bernadette, or at least to your newsletter!
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I kind of like how it sticks in the beginning, but then I get tired of trying to pick it out out of my teeth.
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Ollie finally got me good while trying to play bitey face with me. Even he looked surprised! (he didn’t bite me, one of his teeth knocked against my face)…I think we have outgrown that game, but it’s hard to stop because it’s so dang cute
Also I just saw my first roach of the season 
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Hover! And short! And always wipe down. I’m not an animal that way.
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Keeping all your thigh and core muscles toned!
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It’s a very Monday morning kind of Monday morning so far. Dislike.
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Yes! O’Hare has the automatically moving covers!
That’s probably where I saw this! I found it kind of creepy and frightening- how do we know that this isn’t some continuous loop that just keeps getting recycled through?
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WE DON’T
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