Hugs, Smacky. That is so awful 
I’ve had fatigue and nausea for over two months. I need to do laundry, and I don’t think that I can do it today.
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It’s 5 am and I was woken by the toxic intensity of the smells coming from my dog’s ass. We can go to bed as soon as she takes a dump but I don’t know how to tell her that so here we sit in the yard. I’m shivering and she doesn’t know why we’re here.
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I forgot both my avocado and my tea at home today. 
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Doggo is refusing dinner again.
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Migraine day 2 and no Advil or anything effective allowed
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People in my neighborhood keep giving away really nice stuff for free. I can’t decide whether I should buy something used at a good price, or hope that if I wait a little longer I’ll get something comparable for free.
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I’m struggling to move money from a low interest account into Vanguard. I have some stuff sets on automatic, but now that I’m not going to buy a house anytime soon, I don’t need $100k downpayment in a money market. But… market fluctuations and irrational fear…
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Other thing… I bit into a pepperoncini last night, inhaled a bit of the vinegar. Throat totally closed off, couldn’t get air in or out for about 45 seconds. Thought it was pretty much over. Obviously it wasn’t, but it took a couple minutes before I could breath without extreme difficulty. Bodies are dumb.
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Someone brewed coffee into a full coffee pot (airpot) at work.
Hello mess I cleaned up.
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My body wants so much water because I’m sick. I have to pee because I’m drinking so much water. I don’t want to leave bed because I’m sick.
Also my phone needs to be plugged in so using it to lazily browse the internet is awkward.
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TIL those things my office puts coffee in have a name.
Tiny complaint: Coworkers won’t shut up.
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My brain doesn’t work anymore. For the second time in one week, I filled a water bottle and brought it to the front door. Put on my shoes. Left on my walk… without the water bottle. It’s summer and I’m 7 months pregnant. I can walk like 4 blocks without water 
at least I noticed way sooner this time, and looped back and my husband ran it down to me. So it didn’t cut my walk short like last time!
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My whole apartment building smells sour. I guess the tony victor is that it’s not coming from my apartment.
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I once found an overflowing coffee pot in the break room (in grad school) because someone started it WITHOUT A FILTER. 
Apparently this clogs the drip hole.
And THEN everyone who saw me cleaning up the mess assumed I was responsible for it. 
No! I’m just a normal person who doesn’t just walk past coffee waterfalling into the floor. Especially if I want coffee to begin with. 
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There are multiple kittens that need a foster placement, but both Roommate and I are gone intermittently in the coming weeks so it would be irresponsible to take one.
;__;
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I have today off. To rest and do the things. The things just = laundry, buy more pickles, maybe swim. So far, just rest
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Totally just said “What, babe?” to a coworker who was talking when I had headphones on (I had made eye contact so she probably thought I could hear her). Thankfully we’re on friendly terms and she’d totally understand that it was the mom-to-kid reaction.
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My list of things to do is very long, and the amount of energy I have is very small.
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