I have an iphone se (2nd gen) and I feel the same way. I got this phone DURING THE PANDEMIC. Surely, since it is STILL the pandemic, it should be brand new.
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Similarly, I got my phone while pregnant with Latte. Latte is CLEARLY still a tiny baby, so therefore my phone is brand new.
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TC4: Speaking of old lady, the tech didn’t even ask if I could be pregnant.
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I opened the sliding glass door in my bedroom for 1/2 second to check the temperature, and apparently a lizard came inside. He spooked me when he ran out from behind my curtains. I tried for 15 min to herd him back outside, but then he ran under my bed and I can’t find him. I tried talking him out from his hiding spot, ya know “you don’t want to live in here, it’s stuffy and not very clean” but for some reason he’s not listening. I guess I am going to sleep with a lizard in my room tonight 
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I’ve just had my upcoming work travel un-approved and re-approved three times in the same day because no one seems to know who the actual decision maker is supposed to be. I’m currently re-approved and am very tempted to ‘accidentally’ book a trip to a nice deserted island…
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If I’m going to identify with an old timey political movement I’ll join the sans culottes, thankyouverymuch.
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Right??
I have the same phone, it is holding its own so far. But Boyfriend’s iPhone 6 is slowly dying, the headphone Jack is broken, and it won’t run Facebook without instantly draining the battery. Argh, phones.
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We have one living under our fridge. Unless he died there or got eaten by cats.
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We have also had two sightings of a lizard friend scurrying off somewhere inside, whereabouts currently unknown
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After a delicious restaurant meal last night, I have confirmed that my suspected garlic intolerance is a definite garlic intolerance. Whyyyyyy. Garlic is so tasty and so ubiquitous.
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Noooooooooo
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Dammit. See that field? That’s where a lot of our beef comes from. Our rancher friends are having to evacuate 
ETA correction they have two pieces of land. The cattle are still safe on the other property. Friends are having to evacuate, but at least their animals aren’t in danger.
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Ooooh sweet one “mommy talk about the fire in the woods.” “I don’t feel safe” This time of year sucks.
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Hugs.
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Usually we can see big pink from our house, currently can’t even see 2 blocks over!
Apparently kids were setting fires on tabor?
Anyway so happy we have an air purifier this year because it smells like a campfire outside
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What the actual fuck is wrong with people.
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I have said several times recently that people obviously do not have enough to do if they have time for this kind of idiocy, and we need to hand out morning assignments.
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Ordered groceries for delivery mostly to restock TP and paper towels. Which ended up being the two items that were out of stock with no replacements available.
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Ordered grocery pickup mostly for deodorant and Kongs last night. Expect similar when I get there. And I forgot the ice cream.
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