I’m on medication for acne and it’s making me itchy everywhere, including my ear and eyelid, which do not even have acne.
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I need to make some kind of object diagram or powerpoint or SOMETHING for a meeting in less than an hour and a half and I just feel too angry to do any work. Seriously wondering if anyone would be suspicious if I just went home sick.
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My everything hurts today. Maybe lifting heavy things will help…
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So very tiny. Misread headline of “Forever21’s Plus Size Gaffe”. I read “Plus Size Giraffe”. I am deeply disappointed that there are no photos of chonky giraffes. I don’t care about clothing or the people who fail to market it. Moar animals.
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I didn’t know I needed this before but I need it now.
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Now I actually have to GO to the meeting and I dooon’t wannaaaaa
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My FIL sent an unsolicited baby name suggestion to DH. That alone is eh, whatever. But it is one of the WORST names I’ve ever seen (not even a real name, at best a “Younique” one), plus the middle name is just a weird feminized version of my FIL’s first name 
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A monthly meeting that is normally catered is not catered today.
Mildly disappointed.
Then people brought junk food.
Which is worse. 
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… I like that the display suggests that if you hold ok, you can reset the temperature. If only!
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I hate everyone. They are mean and they hate me. Also. I keep expressing my deep fatigue with their bullshit and they don’t like it. 1% of me knows it’s hormones. But udgsf. Fuck off humans.
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I tried to make baked bok choy, forgot it was in the oven and burned it 
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My cat has destroyed my comforter by using it as a launch pad during high speed 3 AM zooming sessions and attacking my feet through it while I sleep, and a new one (comforter, not cat) is not in the budget right now.
But Tony Victor…I have recently learned on this very forum that cat claw trimming is a thing. I am building courage to try this.
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It’s an hour past bedtime, I’m hungry and want food, but the dog is asleep cuddled up against my leg.
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Everything got fucked up and so I was up until 3 am dealing with logistics. Then I woke up at 7. My body’s response to this is not mentionable in polite company.
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Good thing we are not polite company!
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I’m Canadian. I was born in polite company.
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Please note that I wanted to write ‘I was born in polite company, bitch’, but that seemed too aggressive.
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No it’s perfect actually. I need a shirt that says this.
My laptop is dying and I need my external drive but I am stuck under a very cute sleeping kitten.
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