Ok I will find the postings and screenshot them. I didn’t save them because… FEELINGS.
When I get $1200 saved in a separate “new pet” account I will adopt a cat.
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Don’t worry (not that you are worried)… there will ALWAYS be cats that need adopting. 
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Sadly this is so true.
Big Momma weighs more than my dog!
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It is 11:10AM and I have written half a page. But at least i started referencing my notes? Hard not to go down a bullet journaling rabbit hole to improve productivity and waste another 3 hours…
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I did two back to back days of massively social things of long duration this weekend, hosting one, and now I’m exhausted and just so done with people. (Plus I hosted people two weekends in a row, and dealt with a friends husband getting drunk both times). And now the dog is overtired and being frustrating AF and I just don’t have the reserves for this right now.
Bed time soon. Hoping tomorrow I feel better.
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My email newspaper didn’t arrive and it’s disconcerting… Possibly fake Victoria day?
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I woke up to RAIN AGAIN.
At least I don’t live in tornado country. Or where all the flooding is. It is raining a lot, for here. But it is just normal rain.
ETA: Aaaaaaand now it is sunny. This weather, I tell you!
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I closed my eyes for a moment while snuggling the toddler to sleep. I woke up an hour later with cold legs. Now my sleep for the night is already broken. Fuck.
I got my period right in time to take an overnight flight.
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I’m going away for three weeks in July and my dogsitter cancelled on me. All the other dogsitters are already booked. I need to figure something out.
Tell me that deodorant and fresh underwear is the same thing as showering. Please.
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Deodorant and fresh underwear are the same as showering!
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The easy grocery store is out of dark chocolate covered almonds. They only had milk chocolate covered almonds.
:<
Gross.
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I forgot to pee at the grocery store, so I had to walk all the way home needing badly to pee. 
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Oh, man, don’t forget the preventative pee before you leave any structure for any reason (unless fire, obvs). This is apparently as important to pregnant people as to older ones.
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I’m shocked I forgot 
no idea where that dysfunction came in!
I started printing 13 copies of a 25-page document and then realized it wasn’t set to collate.
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Got a minor cold from toddler. Knew it was coming, did nothing to prevent it. This week’s menu is lemon and honey everything.
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Playing tag with severe weather - now trying to find a hotel along with everyone else on the interstate
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Stay safe and dry.
Bought the wrong dose of fish oil. Now instead of 3 pills a day, I have to take 6 per day. Bah.
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