This baby has stinky farts and no poo
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I’m feeling fragile today for no good reason. Someone needs me to wrap me in blankets and feed me good things, please.
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If you were here, I would wrap you in my hideously colored 1970s autumnal tackghan (as I like to call it) and feed you Italian wedding soup and some chocolate chip cookies, all warm and homemade.
As is, sending you blanket images instead.
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Oh. Wait. This actually wasn’t for the grant that I’m waiting to hear about. It was about a similarly-named grant that I got last year. They must have sent out the meeting invite to last year’s list by mistake. So it doesn’t solve my impatience at waiting to hear back, but it does stop the “BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?” loop in my head.
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Our couch is perfectly sized for two people to cozy up under a big tacky-ass afghan.
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I woke up at 12:30am to debilitating cramps. I have not had cramps this bad since…maybe college? Like, couldn’t go back to sleep, laid in bed awake for the rest of the night holding my uterus kind of cramps. Blehhh. Normally I’d just take the day off of work, but my boss is out of the office this week, so I can’t request a day off.
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There was a water main break and we unexpectedly have no water for an indeterminate amount of time.
I need to pee.
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How good is your aim towards the bathtub hole? 
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If it’s yellow, let it mellow
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That gets rather odoriferous with multiple people and with anyone that doesn’t drink enough water. Also known as the year kat dated people who didn’t flush overnight 
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Yeah, if I lived alone I wouldn’t care, but there are 3 people here. Also, I have my period. 
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Oh nooooo. That elevates it to Big Complaint!
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At the very least, medium-sized.
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I just found out one of my very favorite dogs I used to watch died today. She was this huge adorable and sweet fluffy Pyrenees/lab/whatever mix and she was so smart…like you knew she understood when you talked to her. She was not exactly a great listener and extremely stubborn, because obviously she was smarter than any human…and I used to just sit next to her on the couch and talk to her and she would look back at me like “yeah, I get you”…ughhhh I am sobbing and trying to work and it is not going well. 
ETA: This face! ugh, I am so sad.
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Update: I thought I was having a nervous breakdown but really I just needed a nap. Am much better now.
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You know there’s one flush in the tank, though.
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Not a tiny complaint… sorry for your loss. All the fuzzies are precious.
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I worked out this morning, washed my hair, and unpacked groceries. Now I am EXHAUSTED and dozed off when I sat down. But I have shit to doooooo.
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I absolutely love the colours in that rug and don’t think it’s tacky at all.
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