I am ok with this 
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Now I want a burrito and I don’t have one.
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If you have baking powder, it will do too. It’s about half baking soda. But maybe the oil will work.
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WHAT EVEN JUST HAPPENED.
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From family holidays driving through the wilderness- are there any wooded areas around? Or hedges? Those can be handy restaurant substitutes in a pinch 
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A person on my team with a history of being very passive has taken the initiative to push a project forward and involve lots of people.
Unfortunately it is going to cost money for it to happen. And I don’t think she has anyone lined up to sign the check. And I don’t think any of the people she’s pulling in know that this is a hypothetical thing.
And the person I’m training up to be a people manager and I’ve been delegating some oversight to is not seeing the problem or reining this in. So I’m going to need to be stamping around.
And my new stamping shoes are delayed.
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I fell asleep around 10 and was woken up around 1AM and somehow can’t fall back asleep even with melatonin and now it’s 4AM. Today is going to be great /sarcasm
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I somehow have a cold and I have barely seen anyone for 6 weeks.
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Related: freaking out that I’m sick with COVID even though I’m way more likely to have a common cold because:
- My toddler thinks it’s funny to spit in my face
- My state is down to 0-2 new cases daily.
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I’ve spent three days with mild cramps thinking my period is about to start and it still. Isn’t. Freaking. Here.
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I feel like I shouldn’t complain, because many people are dealing with much worse with their jobs. But last week I was told because I was so new to the company, that no “cost saving” measures would affect me. 3 days later I found out I’ll be furloughed for a week in July. Really not that big of a deal but still annoying.
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I’m sitting in the middle of our group congratulatory mutual masturbation session - um, sorry, our sprint review and showcase - so I cannot do anything about the fact that Boy Kitty just took an ENORMOUS and stinky dump in the litterbox behind me. I had to open a window to deal with the smell. Now I am cold.
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Similar complaint. I’m pumping so I can’t do anything about the massive stinky baby💩 that just happened next to me. Poor timing child, poor timing.
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My cat decided to puke on top of the floor vent so most of it went down the duct.
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Oof. I’m sorry.
My cats now only shit if I’m in here working, or in here streaming a workout class.
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Etsy keeps giving people my old address so the person I bought masks from shipped to the wrong address. They were allegedly delivered on Monday. I’m gonna hope they are still on the porch at my old address, which is a block and a half away, and didn’t get stolen by whoever now lives there.
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It’s kind of a half-planned neighborhood, half-rural exurb plopped in the middle of a mountainous desert. I can be pretty sure that if I find a wilderness hidey place, a diamondback may have found it first. Although…Kid has informed me I look like a gay snake today, so maybe the critters would welcome me?
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I am pro gay snake camouflage- those are fabulous.
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This reminds me of Oro’s rainbow lizard thing.
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