Tiny Complaints

My parents are supposed to go on a cruise. In Europe. In April. Like, in 6 (ish) weeks? I think it starts in Barcelona (or, they fly into Barcelona? I don’t know where the cruise actually departs from) but might go through Italy (TBH I don’t pay that much attention when my mother is describing these things to me, MY BAD). My parents are not particularly feeble, but they are over 70. I wonder if it will get cancelled (it is a package tour). If it doesn’t get cancelled I wonder if they will go. I wonder if they have travel insurance.

(I am not particularly worried about coronavirus either. For myself, anyway.)

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I go back and forth on being worried about it. In general I feel pretty invincible. But then I have days like today where I injure myself on light weight, cut my hand on a sharp dumbbell handle, and burn myself on soup and think “Ow my fragility”

Can someone make me an exoskeleton or something?

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I ask for this all the time. Tony Stark can do it but chooses not to.
That bastard.

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If I could just get a small loan of 8 billion dollars from my dad I could build a Stark-esque empire all by myself with no help at all and make these things for us.

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I volunteer for prototype testing!

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I will write a reference for you if it helps.

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I am concerned about manufacturing disruptions affecting my workplace but we have plans for it and it’s still a ways off (but will happen at current level). We’ve been affected by other disruptions in the past few years so this isn’t an uncommon thing to prepare for.

I would stop taking public transport once the virus is in my city.

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I def did too much this morning: rolling over in bed dislocated three different joints. I am coming apart at the seams.

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:frowning: :frowning: :frowning:
Ice packs, baths, and children bringing you food?

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More texting around trying to find people to hire to do the work I had planned for this weekend.

Your ideas sound nice too

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This is wise. Good job!

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AND THEN THE DOG FARTED.

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Kind of annoyed that now that everyone is afraid of coronavirus, companies and organizations are preemptively arranging for remote work options and schools are revisiting attendance restrictions…thus proving that none of it is that hard to do, people just won’t do it unless it might affect them. :roll_eyes:

Also, lol that just the threat of maybe possibly being physically compromised is enough to evoke change when the voices of people who are already physically or otherwise compromised are literally ignored. It’s kind of hilarious.

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LEGIT AS FUCK COMPLAINT :heart::heart::heart::heart:

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PREACH.

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My tiny complaint is that this microwave oatmeal situation is emblematic of my entire week.

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you don’t keep a paper towel on the microwave turntable?? Not that it helps much with these sorts of boil overs…

I’ve never thought to do that! I rarely have mishaps. But it’s a good idea. I’ll have to change my ways.

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The Majestic Derp just threw up a whole lot of partially digested kibble on the dining room table.

Thanks a bunch, Derp. Also, what up?

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YES THIS.

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