That’s just rude. Especially two days in a row.
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Well, that bagel chart mostly tells me I’m useless, so like. It can clearly fuck off.
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Well, I’m an everything bagel, but I hate everything bagels, so does that mean I hate myself? cue existential crisis 
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Oh yeah, Virgo definitely looks like a butthole. Possibly a cat butthole.
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I’m supposed to be a “bialy” ? What the heck is a bialy? I don’t know or understand this.
Huh. Ok so maybe this one might work for us Aquarians…
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Hahaha I’m a Scorpio and usually get fiery and hot tempered on these kind of things so I’ll take dark and mysterious over that!
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Some of my seeds are recommended to plant in the fall…
Now I need more flower seeds…
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Person running the all day training today routinely showed percentages to 2 decimal points.
They also used fakey equations and made us repeat them several times. C = 4m + 3v - 2 (i-f) - 2a does not contain a secret to marketing, and there was no evidence that motivation was twice as important as anxiety in getting people to move along a sales funnel.
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Last night I offered to pick up a few more cans of paint for the HOA (basically touch-up cans that homeowners pick up if they need them) since I was headed for <other city where specific paint store is> today anyway. Paint store has no hours posted online. I now must…make a phone call.
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No no no. You don’t get to throw multipliers at motivation and anxiety and pretend to be smart. Do we want to know what the other letters are?
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v = perceived value
i = incentives
f = friction
a = anxiety
we’re pretty sure the C is conversion, but I’m not certain that he ever bothered to define it.
You’re welcome. Now you don’t need to sit through 6h of training + 1h for a 40 question multiple choice test.
OTOH, they gave me breakfast, lunch, snack, and I ate so much at lunch that I didn’t need dinner.
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I made instant pot dal. Followed the recipe exactly other than throwing in more spice because it didn’t seem like enough, and it came out soup.
Which, y’know, isn’t terrible. I like lentil soup. But I wanted dal.
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My in laws call right before they want to leave to come see us/the baby (3 hours notice, basically). They’re impossible to schedule otherwise. But I don’t want to keep them from the baby, and they only see her every 2-3 weeks. 
it’s annoying and screws up my plans, but I want to say yes and make it work.
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Something scary and bad happened today. It took poutine to keep me from crying, but now the poutine has worn off and I want to cry again.
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Hope you’re as okay as you can be.
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+9,000
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Gentle virtual hugs sent your way
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Hugs hugs hugs
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((hugs))
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Lots of hugs to you
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