I’m noting that I might be beginning to enjoy the superhero genre of movies. What next? Paying to see them? Spraying on Axe bodyspray and playing video games?
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I like superhero movies and video games. What are you saying?
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I love superhero videos and am allergic to axe body spray. Make of that what you will 
Axe is the worst. True science fact.
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I’m allergic to video games .
I had never played a video game in my life, and sso didn’t play them either. And then 4 weeks ago sso randomly bought a nintendo switch. I was not happy about this. Because now I have a passing interest in Mario kart, and I can’t explain why.
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I am sick of being on sick toddler duty. Also I have my last employed day tomorrow and I don’t have my shit together to hand back. Also now I’ve gone from feeling On Top Of Study to feeling So Far Behind I Can’t Catch Up.
We almost received unwanted-by-owner Noritake china. But then we didn’t.
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I woke up feeling okish but now I’m shaking/ sweating/ puking. Both my kids have important appointments that cannot be moved. Today I really wish they had another parent.
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I feel like this is a slightly-larger-than-tiny complaint. I wish you had a reliable co-parent, Smacks, and I’m sending all the anti-puke anti-shaking vibes that I can.
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It’s only 1315.
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I followed an interesting link and I couldn’t read the page because a) social media links that overlap the text and b) rage-inducing autoplaying video that stays floating in the corner and can’t be closed.
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@Smacky, hugs <3
Am trapped under a sleeping baby who needs to nap, but I need to exercise.
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I brought a ‘lean cuisine’ for lunch today as one of my weekly “lazy meals” that I allow myself and LEAN INDEED. I feel like I’m eating a meal portioned for a medium to large sized toddler.
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Don’t you walk dogs for a living? Pretty sure you need more calories than diet food gives =\
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Well, it looked “good” so I thought I’d give it a try.
I’ve already eaten a thing of pop tarts, a bagel with a pile of spinach Olives and cheese on it, an apple, and a big coffee with whole milk. Satiation is a MYTH!
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As a currently pregnant human who is a bottomless pit of hunger, I feel this in my soul. I eat. Non. Stop.
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I put my leftovers on a plate to heat for lunch and it filled up the plate and I was like, “surely that’s enough food, I’ll save this last cup in the tupperware for a snack.” Then, as soon as I finished the plate, I went back and heated up the rest of the tupperware.
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Story. Of. My. Life. 
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