Every year or so a single, heavy duty beard-style bristle grows out of my arm.
There is an area the size of a quarter on my shin that grows very long hair.
Human hair growth patterns are weird. I like it.
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Oooh, I know all about these! My BIL (a biologist) said we’re covered in all these super fine white long hairs in the womb, and once in a while you get one that sticks around. I’ve got one on my shoulder that’s invisible most of the time, but then I see it in the right light and I pull it out. Once in a while I find it again 
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Interesting!
My long arm hairs are brown, like the rest of my hairs. 
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I have to comb through this general ledger looking for $483
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Microsoft Word.
I’m pretty sure this has been my tiny complaint before, but I’m using it again, dammit.
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An owner at my company is camped out in a conference room watching Fox News and coverage of the impeachment inquiry proceedings.
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I downloaded libre office on my new personal laptop this past week to avoid Google docs and word online driving me insane. It isn’t actually better but it isn’t inherently evil either
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I use LibreOffice at home. I am not at home. 
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Double complaint
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Prescription cough syrup with codiene. Forgot codiene makes me nauseous (at best). Still coughing.
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My older kid had a migraine so bad we went to the hospital. Four hours later they sent us home. That was at 3. Now it’s 6 and I have not slept much. My brain is being my enemy.
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A coworker just told one group that we are changing to ‘a different engagement model’ between them and another group. And that we need to 'engage in more discussion '.
Not talk some more or discuss further. Engage in discussion.
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Just wait until they start to say they need to “Dialogue this out”
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I must admit it is at that point that Lean FIRE starts looking more appealing
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I think that I prefer automated systems to humans who can’t handle a system. It might mean I’m part of the problem
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I’ve had “Here we come a-wassailing” stuck in my head for days, but my brain autocorrects “wassailing” to “waffling.” So now I perpetually want an unreasonable number of waffles
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Ugh why are all the metadata fields on this data CONTINUALLY BORKED why can the vendor not just USE THE SAME METADATA FIELD instead of changing it every 10 months UGH
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Hotel in Denver wants 10 day prepayment for a work event. Work policies do not allow for any sort of prepayments. Ask hotel contact if we can direct bill with them since we direct bill with same Hotel in Orlando. Apparently not allowed. Must reach 10k minimum at each hotel for direct billing. Am in bureaucratic limbo.
It’s not like the event is oh 18 days away or anything.
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I don’t own a waffle maker or a toaster but dammit now I want to have a friends-giving type December event with waffles. And maybe fried chicken, cause chicken+waffles.
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We did a waffle work event a few years ago for one of our monthly birthday celebrations. It was great until all the waffle makers shorted out the power to the Dean’s Suite.
Whoops?
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