My ears hurt.
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This is tiny because I realize the level of privilege it comes from:
I have many more sections of application for promotion to full professor to write before the end of the month (we do a giant portfolio thing), it’s a giant pain in the ass, and I’m not sure how my last teaching observation this week went.
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Prenatal yoga makes all my other aches and pains better, but it makes my carpal tunnel worse. Trade offs suck. With no abs, there are only so many modifications I can make.
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Apparently the sports bra I wore today had my breasts touching in the middle and now I have breast chafe? That’s a thing??? OMG.
They stay where I put them, they’re moderately insignificant, but I did not put them in proper zones and I guess they just touched each other all day. Ow Ow Ow Ow.
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I have used Kleenex to create a barrier. They cannot touch or a hellmouth opens and demons emerge.
Spellcheck wanted hellmouth to be BellSouth. Weirdest autocorrect ever.
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Honestly I know it sounds naive, but I literally never considered that they could touch in the center… until today. 
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I’m fascinated by how different our worldviews are
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My friend’s body is being nean to her
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I ran out of almond cookies.
… But I have all the ingredients to make another batch…
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I forgot it was a full moon last night and didn’t get any werewolves in Wizards Unite. Also I finished a book that I didn’t realize was second in a series and my library doesn’t have any of the others.
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Isn’t the full moon tonight?
One of my coworkers said she was getting a waffle for breakfast and another coworker lectured her about how most people try to lose weight for their weddings (first coworker is getting married in a couple of months, I think). I wanted to shut her down because that’s a completely obnoxious thing to say, even if she said it in a teasing tone of voice, but I couldn’t figure out any response. 
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Today, I’ll be creating an ER diagram in Visio. Not DBArtisan, not ER Studio. Visio. Grump.
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I was wearing a kickass outfit yesterday and I meant to document it for OOTD but I forgot.
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I have no idea! All I know is that WU will only have werewolves show up during the full moon and I saw people posting about all the werewolves they caught last night. Maybe they do more than one night? If so I have hope for werewolves tonight! Yippeee!
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I’m not done feeling guilty about causing a gas leak in our house yesterday but my husband is tired of hearing about it.
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Drywall guy said he would be done in less than an hour. He is not. I am going to miss a meeting on short notice.
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In astronomical terms, full moons are exceedingly brief (like technically an instant before it begins to wane) but in humans-with-human-caliber-eyeballs terms, the moon will look “full” for about three days.
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Walked to grocery store. Bought reusable bags there to supplement the one I bought. It tore about a quarter mile from the store. Argh.
Also I was stupid and wore my Crocs without socks walking there and now I have blisters.
Finally, my step counter reset for no reason while I was in the store, so I got no credit for my walk there.
Argh.
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My phone is breaking and getting slow. Which I can learn to wait for a few more seconds for things to load. But it’s making all my pictures of Nubbin blurry 
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The Good Place has six webisodes and I can’t find a way to watch them from Canada.