Yeah when that’s happened to me before, I talked to the bartender and they basically made me another drink’s worth of the mixers so it diluted the alcohol. No charge since just mixer.
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Yeah, I’ve also had it watered down with other mixers (club soda and lemon if too sweet). Or since I’m asking for dilution not replacement, they are likely to offer replacement
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New Orleans problems - I took the drink to go, and was many blocks away before I realized “this is stronger than I can handle and I really should stop drinking it now.” We were headed to a jazz club and I wasn’t going to walk all the way back to ask for a different drink.
It tasted good, though!
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Ah darn. It does look pretty! Hope the jazz was good 
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Is there anything that’s cute before 5am?
(she asks, staring at the cat)
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NO
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My baby! Lol
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Mosquitos should have to apply for a permit to bite you in your own HOME
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I just remembered my work bff is on PTO all week 
what even is the point of a corporate job if you can’t Teams chat your friend all day while working
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Whomst would I send all of my eye roll emojis to?!?!
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Literally! I’m going to have so many eye roll and head exploding emojis pent up all week!
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ugh same but my work bff is on PTO for 2 weeks I need support from my other coworker’s truly awful dad puns and jokes
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A few years ago a cousin brought slime in thr house. It was terrible. Swathes of destruction.
But we’ve played with it at restaurants and B2 loved it at nursery last week. And B2 was playing with food a lot. So I made slime today! Huge success. No issues.
Then B1 came home and in 17 seconds all hell broke loose
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My friend is the manager for my province’s mental health crisis/ suicide hotline call centre. Their phones have been down for over a day. The organization that oversees and funds them is indifferent and isn’t scrambling or switching phone providers. There are lives that might be lost because of this, but the priority to these people is the lowest possible price for service.
Fuck them.
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Fuck them very much.
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This is gut clenching, I’m so sorry
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Rage
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I lost something. And then I cleaned and eventually I found it. Rude. This should not require cleaning.
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I kept forgetting I had an avocado and now there’s barely any avocado worth eating. I can’t even blame the avocado for having a small ripeness window, I just kept going “I should make avocado toast” and then forgetting about the avocado by the time the bread was toasted.
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Ponder hurt himself before i recovered from my cold. There’s supposed to be gaps, not overlaps!
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