I’m hungry and lazy and want Greyman to wake up and feeed meeeee.
I can call him…
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I had a nap where I dreamed that my kids’ dad moved in and wouldn’t pay rent or for groceries and just sucked so much and I was stressed because I knew I would have to kick him up when my nap ended.
Then I woke abruptly to a friend banging on my door so I still have my dream feelings and nothing is real and I might have a fever.
Not bad: Elle was in my dream. She was visiting and we kept matching each other on tinder.
Bad: so much pain today and a long awaited social event in an hour.
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I can’t work out how my cat got outside this morning. It’s happened several times in the past few months. Am I going crazy or has he found a secret passage?!
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Cats are magic. Fact.
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My beloved old cat, when I lived in a semi detached house, went in the basement, between the walls through a secret passage to neighbour’s house. Neighbour, not being in possession of a cat and often not sober, would usher him out of the window he assumed he’d come through.
Possibly ask all neighbours if cat has been exiting through their’s? Ask duckling if he has been aiding and abetting?
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I desperately need to do stuff on the computer…but I can’t seem to sit at the computer
I definitely have a cold.
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I have to go to work tomorrow, which is actually pretty ok, but I have to get up at 5:00 am to do it.
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I’ve been squinting at my phone for the last hour because I’m too lazy to walk outside to the car and get my glasses. I’ve given myself a headache. My TC is…well, myself.
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Sometimes my complaint is about who I am as a person.
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Ugh I feel this and I don’t want to feel this.
I’m not enjoying a book Greyman thought I would enjoy.
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I’ve been really gassy the last couple of days and I don’t know why. Tomorrow I have acupuncture and I hope I don’t stink up the room 
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Maybe they have acupuncture to help with gas? 
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I want my tax refund to hit my bank account so I can feel riiiiiiich.
Also, I think I have to follow up on something I want a quote for, when the whole point of picking this particular tradie was that I wouldn’t have to chase him up 
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It’ll be too late by then! But maybe it’ll save my coworkers. What did I eat?!
We’re out of decent protein sources. Thank goodness for online shopping - delivering groceries tomorrow.
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I want to eat cereal for breakfast but I didn’t run the dishwasher last night. All the bowls and spoons are dirty.
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Mug? Tupperware container? Hand wash a spoon?