The Unf*ck It Thread

I have four pillows on my bed and I’m throwing out two today. A year ago I got two memory foam ones but just added them in the ix with the cheapest pillows at Target from like 2015? I don’t want four pillows cluttering my bed anymore and if I end up missing them I just need to buy new pillows.

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I unfucked the kitchen and now I’m late to bed and Ponder has been informed that we are setting up the next compost bin tomorrow. I refuse to keep throwing out perfectly good compostable food scraps.

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This is gross, but: How to get fart smell out of a couch that does not belong to us? And is light colored fabric so I’m terrified of staining it or else I’d just douse it in Nature’s Miracle?

Boyfriend has a flatulence issue; our own couch totally smells like fart on his side and I do periodically douse the cushions in Nature’s Miracle. Those are bare cushions with a slipcover so no harm done if they get discolored or whatever, plus it is ours. But now we’re in this temporary furnished sublet, and I was lying down on the very nice and probably $$$ light gray couch last night and got a WHIFF. Ugh.

Suggestions of how to get the smell out without staining? Febreze, maybe? I hate chemicals and fake fragrances but could do it once we’re moving out.

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Set out in the sun maybe?

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If the cushion comes off, maybe that would work? I don’t think we can carry the whole couch out the door.

Hm, if the cushion comes off I’ll probably just flip it before we leave. Didn’t think of that. It’s early.

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White vinegar/water spray? The vinegar smell will dissipate when it’s fully dry.

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You could also test patch some baking soda and vacuum it up, that’s common for odor removal then you don’t risk liquid stain marks. I personally wouldn’t chance liquids on a couch that wasn’t mine.

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Yeah, this is my concern. I could spot test somewhere but… again, not mine and I don’t want to pay to replace a couch.

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The baking soda idea is a good one. As is the sunshine.

But if you can stand the smell of Febreeze while it dries, it works wonders.

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vodka spray?

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I’m assuming this is a drink suggestion

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That just almost turned into a “polar lime seltzer” spray based on bad sip and read timing :joy:

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Today I cleaned out the fridge and removed and washed the shelves. Much better.

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Who wants some gross before and after pics? I finally got around to switching the filters on my air purifiers, which probably hadn’t been changed in a year or two :flushed:

Each picture includes a new filter and an old filter. You can probably guess which is which!

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Edit: I didn’t mean to include Louie, but I will leave him up as a nice palate cleanser

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Haha, good to know your air purifiers are working I guess :laughing:

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Right! Better there than in my lungs, I guess

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Haha I figured Louie was there to accept some blame for the dirt :joy:

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Favourite cleaning/ un-fuck-it songs or playlists? Please note if you use it while cleaning alone or with kids, I need music for both scenarios!

Yes I’m channelling Mary Poppins. Singing makes the shit happen.

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I have a 2000s mix that brings me right back to high school. I know all the words and it is so fun. Highly recommend

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I used to clean to Blondie.

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