At bedtime I put the dogs out while I brush my teeth. This evening fucking sprocket wormed his way out of the yard. I spent an hour having a heart attack, circling the neighbourhood over and over. Little prick is a distance runner so searching is usually a futile gesture. Also his tags came off a while back and I hadn’t re-attached them.
I circled and circled and freaked out.
Then I gave up. Had to do a loop to get parking. Found fucking asshole dog rolling in trash while looping for parking. Fucking cheerful assclown was so glad to see me and bounced into the car, pranced into the house.
He hated the bath. He hates spending the night in the kennel because stinky wet garbage dogs stay far away from my bed.
I’m so so glad he’s ok. I’m going to go cry now. Fucking asshole.
Had a visitor when I was watering. He loves to be held like a baby and purrs so loud his body shakes. And his name is schnitzel. This is his dating picture.
