Real estate ogling

I like looking at ridiculous house listings and thought maybe others would enjoy it to. Feel free to share any drool-worthy or ridiculous homes for sale. All housing types welcome - mansion, apartment, shack, house (does anyone else remember that folded paper MASH game from school?)

I want this Savannah GA house so bad. Does anyone have a spare $1.5 million I can have?

This house’s decor is a bit of a time warp.

10 Likes

Following! I’ll find some to contribute later.

4 Likes

Not many houses around here are getting sold with a price on them because the market has gone crazy.

This one was sold recently. The renovation is a bit much for me but I was interested in it because the original layout would have been near identical to our home.
https://www.realestate.com.au/sold/property-house-qld-corinda-136655378

Meanwhile this is also up the road from us. When I’m at the local supermarket I like to try and spot someone who looks like they live there, but I think maybe the people who live there don’t come to the local shops.
https://www.realestate.com.au/sold/property-house-qld-corinda-129462306

3 Likes

I want this house now too! So pretty :heart_eyes:

1 Like

I’ve been making heart eyes at this house recently - a little out of my budget but just within the realms of dreams

6 Likes

That first house I love. If I lived there I would spend most of my time out on that lovely porch. (Is it still called a porch in Australia? Picture 3 is what I’m talking about)

The second house, yeah I imagine they have People to deal with things like shopping and cooking and maintaining all the … pools? ponds?

2 Likes

I want to know who created a house that modern and aesthetic and then paints “wish it dream it do it” over the sink in cheesy calligraphy. WHO. WHO DOES THAT

(apologies if this harshes anyone’s hype, I just… whaaaaat)

12 Likes

I call it a porch. Ours isn’t so fancy but I can confirm, we spend a lot of time on ours.

Whoever was living there definitely has their own decorating style…

3 Likes

I’m pretty sure now that if I just wish it and dream it, I can do it. Dinner will get made!!!

3 Likes

Maybe if you danced like nobody was watching every once in a while, you would get it. /s/jk

9 Likes

Not a fan of the baseboard heating, but if someone bought this for me I think I would just install myself in that tub with a view and never leave…

4 Likes

The land on this one makes up some of my view.

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-acreage+semi-rural-vic-gembrook-137102174

3 Likes

I think I see Darcy coming up over the hill!

4 Likes

Please tell me there is a lake for swimming.

1 Like

This place looks so cute but I think they’re counting picture 51 as the third bedroom and I don’t see a door for that area? Overall very country cute though.

3 Likes

In my spare time I look at renovated Queenslander cottages that once resembled my little home.

What is left of the original house here is older than ours. Pre 1911 it seems but the old layout would have been similar. Probably 4 rooms around a central hall, single level raised up on stumps with a covered front porch. It is very different now.

https://m.realestate.com.au/property-house-qld-teneriffe-136775958

1 Like

McMansion Hell is back, yessss.

(back of a quirky literary novel voice): Sometimes, things are not what they seem. An architecture critic disappears for three months to follow bike racing around Europe, rife with questions of...

8 Likes

This one sold for $1.35m just days after listing.

2 Likes

“I can hear this iridescent pleather” god I missed her.

4 Likes

Omg the potting shed. There’s so much potential here!