Princess of Wales Conspiracy theories?

This actually takes it out of the uncanny valley for me. Much better!

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My only concern with the heath of the royals is whether the guillotines are rolling up in front of the palace.

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I have now decided (today’s conspiracy theory) she is getting TF out of the royal family and is refusing to make appearances as a negotiation tactic in the divorce/separation. And the PR teams are not working with one another and that’s why it has gotten so messy. This is also why the Official media accounts are throwing Catherine under the bus.

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I hope this for her. We should be able to make choices in our 40s that reflect we are different from the people we were in our 20s

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Scary shit though. She doesn’t have her passport, access to money, etc, if accounts by other royals is to be believed.

But her family is close and rich so I hope they could help.

Someone online said that Kate has everything to lose in a divorce and William has nothing to lose (already has heirs and two spares)

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The goodwill of the populace is a pretty big one. His dad is pretty well hated, his uncle is extremely problematic. He and Kate were meant to be the shining beacon to save the royal family. If instead it comes out that he is an absolutely awful human, this might doom the Firm.

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i hope it does! let them give back the jewels and the treasures and use their stolen wealth to feed and care for the people who need it!

honestly. let them get real jobs. they and everyone else will be much better off.

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And I weirdly don’t want anyone 's face on my coinage any more. It was fine with Elizabeth, but nobody else. I really don’t want to see charles on the 20.

For the 5, keep the kingfisher, drop laurier. Viola on the 10 is good. Drop mcdonald, wlmk (only good for the rhyme) and borden.

Birds, boats, plants, animals ftw

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I don’t know if this is better for this thread or the memes thread but

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Oh god

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honestly it helps explain the facial expressions on the kids

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I agree! The boys had a lot of sympathy growing up because of what happened to their mum but now they’re messy adults i reckon it’s waning. Plus the monarchy is impossibly stale and I reckon them wanting to be Actual People is rubbing right up against This Is The Way It’s Always Been Done Around Here.

The UK feels like such a parody of itself these days (aside from the Right Wing nightmare of a government and an opposition that doesn’t appear to be very opposing) that comedy royalty PR seems highly appropriate :woman_shrugging:.

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For any of you not familiar with where the monarchy is headed

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For anyone that wants to read what Spanish media is saying. Basics from google translate

  • operation wasn’t planned
  • she was in a coma, intubated, life at risk
  • the Spanish press are saying there is a blackout in the UK media on it
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I may be talking about this on the live

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My favourite light hearted thought at the moment is that Kate is an amateur photoshop enthusiast and active in those photo editing facebook groups under an alias. There could be hundreds of people who have had their pictures edited by the princess without knowing.

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