Bonus points for you
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That does not seem like enough alcohol for this movie.
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Oro watches princess switch 2
part 1
Okay, so we reunite with our intrepid characters after (2) years has passed since the first film. Stacy is still a princess after marying Prince Edward, and Margaret’s dad died and now SHE’S also a princess or something in her own right (DETAILS CLEARLY PENDNG).
First note so far: Stacy does not make good award speeches. 
She’s giving the award for the yearly baking contest that is 100% not the great british bake off totally nope of course not and is making it all about her and Edward.
We break this narration to give you a personal sized prosseco update:
It’s alright. It’s not amazing. I should have just bought a bottle of wine that I had stress tested and only had a portion of it but THIS LITTLE BOTTLE WAS SO CUTE i am an absolute sucker for package design.
Ahem. Back to the action.
I mean…
I’M SORRY WHAT THEY HAVE A BABY CHRISTMAS TREE ABOVE THEIR BED.
THIS IS THEIR BEDROOM.
THEY ARE ON THEIR BED.
OH NO.
OH NO YA’LL.
IT’S SO MUCH WORSE.
THIS IS THEIR BEDROOM
I count:
- the headboard baby tree top thing
- (2) matching xmas trees
- A garland
- A wreath centerpiece on the table.
I honestly feel for Prince Edward in this scene.
He clearly wants to just chill with his wife and neck but she just wants to gossip about Margaret’s broken love life and plan on a trip to Chicago to play matchmaker.
But he can’t get away for Princely Reasons and so Stacy goes to Chicago on her own to FIX SOME SHIT in her friends lives like an incoming wrecking ball.
Also @Bracken_Joy is right this is 1000% a different child.
Still a cute kid. NOT THE SAME KID.
Also I have questions about child labor laws in Chicago as this kid seems to be working there for real, not just “helping” dad.
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I KNOW.
but I work tomorrow at 6am.
no getting crunk for Oro.
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You can work underage for family businesses most places! I was employed from age 5 lol. Collating, then snack stand, then first aid and teaching.
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In my province there are no labour laws if you are closely related to the business owner. We have a lot of labour laws.
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Oro watches princess switch 2
part 2
OKAY. So the premise that’s being set up is that Kevin (the baker dude, nice dad) and Margaret (the dutchess of Mmmmkdfjlkd something) broke up off screen between movies, presumably due to the stress of her being next in line for succession of Mmmkjeklrej;klj country.
Now Stacy is rocking up and Brute Force inviting Kevin to Margaret’s coronation, which will (OF COURSE) occur on Xmas.
Because that’s what friends do.
They rock up and make you attend the big fancy event celebrating your ex because they think you should still be together and they have delusions of Emma.
That’s totally normal.
I also love that we’re supposed to buy this as “depressed and slovenly-looking Kevin” when he just looks cozy and still Very Attractive.
I’m stoked for this establishing shot because I’m hopeful it means I get to see the plastic plate soon.
Definitely not Budget!England.
Nope. noo.
The princessessessesss are reunited.
Margaret’s accent is Not Good. She speaks super intentionally and slowly and it’s MEANT to feel regal but it… um. doesn’t. Bless.
her dialogue includes such gems as : “when we didn’t receive your RSVP we weren’t sure you were coming.”
Now a decorating montage…
Men go out and get big tree. rawrrr. so strong. very mens.
IS IT, MARGARATE? Is it wonderful? it’s a fucking LOT is what it is.
I couldn’t decorate a sandbox, maybe you can weigh in @Marcela
…
Margaret and Kevin have a FLOUR fight. As in throwing handfuls of raw flour at each other.
This is a kitchen fight of someone who does not have to clean up afterwards…
Meanwhile, SLEAZE ALERT.
Just a chill dude with a normal working relationship.
FUCKING HELL MOVIE.
WE HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN?
Margaret’s CHRISTMAS BEDROOM:
I spy with my little eye:
- (5) Xmas trees of various size and color
- (2) wreaths (one on a table, one abvoe her headboard)
- A possible poinsettia arrangement
- A probable santa decoration
In case you were wondering what Stacy says when Margaret confesses that Sleazy Man is attractive to her and a friend…
Oh boy.
This movie.
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I would have opted for the Christmas bedroom some years. Like age 15? I used to try using Dollarama, but did not have the budget
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This is the best typo of all time.
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Oro watches the princess switch 2
part 3
The smallest of 
moments: two dudes formally dancing together for half a second in the dance opening! DIVERSITY. INCLUCIVITY. THEY DID IT. It’s over ya’ll we made it.
Okay tho what is this.
It looks like a cat collar bell.
Only made of jewels.
omg is it a BOW TIE TIARA.
IS IT A TIARA FOR MEN?
IS IT MANLY SCENTED DO YOU THINK?
okay no
no.
what is this.
NO.
LOOK YA’LL I KNOW MORE ABOUT RUFFLES THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR. this is not how ruffles should work. they should not be limp and tied on at the neck like a sad ribbon.
I HATES IT, PRECIOUS.
They were trying for a spin off of 1700s court dress and ended up looking like velvet barbie meets the 80s and i hates it.
SIR YOUR BOWTIE IS TOO BIG FOR YOUR FEATURES.
also margaret and kevin have the most stilted and awkward conversation while dancing.
this is your plot update.
also apparently this is happening??
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PLEASE.
MY JANE AUSTEN REFERENCE WAS FULLY INTENTIONAL.
I am insulted.
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GOOD BECAUSE BEING MEAN TO YOU IS MY HOBBY
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FIVE! CHRISTMAS! TREEEEES!
FOUR floral bouquets
THREE poinsettias somewhere
TWO holiday wreaths
AND A PROBABLE
SANTA
DECOR-AAAAAAAATIOOOOON
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Oro watches the princess switch 2
Part 4 i think honestly i’m losing count.
The greatest thing about this series is how much pure joy Vanessa Hudgens emits.
Which is good, as she needs to emit joy for (3) now.
The third Vanessa Hudgens has entered the building.
Literally.
Reggie’s ascot tho?
TWO THUMBS UP.
classy. doesn’t overpower his look. not made of limp ruffles and lace found in a bin out back of grandma’s house.
By the way she’s the bad guy if you couldn’t tell.
I do not like HER ascot. NOPE.
Plot plot plot she needs money because she spent her inheritance already. Something something something will try to be Margaret to get the $$ that comes with the crown???
That’s about the complexity expected.
THERE’S NOT ENOUGH PROSECCO IN THE WORld.
oKAY prediction: somehow he and the new vanessa hudgens end up together because in this series everyone must be paired off.
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If I had unlimited budget and a house that could ha dle that amount of look, I would 100% do this.
Y’all have seen what I do in my own average sized suburban house.
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Oro watches princess switch 2
part 5 maybe
okay gonna speed thru because this is taking too long.
Reactions:
Sleaze guy is acting surprisingly chill. I’m SUSPICIOUS
Stacy is not chill:
Ah yes, the sleaze comes back to roost. Sleaze guy confronts Kevin and tells Kevin he is holding Margaret back and that Kevin needs to suck it up and “consider what’s best for her.”
The Child comes up with a plan to get Margaret and Kevin time to talk without being interrupted by Queen Shit. She and Stacy once again switch places. Clearly a plan with no downsides and no consequences.
You might be wondering what’s up with Edward during all this.
He’s just a confused puppy, basically.
Plot plot, the cuz is planning on agro switching with margaret, which means she’ll be agro switching with STACY instaed.
This is some Phantom Menace level of handmaiden hiding the queen.
LOL
“I need your advice. About Stacy,” Prince Edward says to Margaret who is in fact Stacy.
did you forget about the potato flake snow?
becuase this movie didn’t.
IT’S BACK, BABIES.
Pictured: Definitely a real snow man. Nothing sketchy here.
The second turn of the switch rubix cube has been twisted! Now Mumble mumble cousin has replaced margaret who was in fact stacy.
I do enjoy that she’s basically just catwoman.
AHAHA but now margaret who was playing stacy has returned.
so cousin who was playing margaret now has to play stacy.
God this movie is a trip.
meanwhile, poor edward.
just, poor edward.
Meanwhile, called it on the Sleaze. he’s caught Fiona (the other one) out and wants in on the scheme.
But it’s okay! Prince Edward and Stacy find one another, Edward gets to cold clock Reggie, and the antics involve yet more fake snow and the bad guy hide out has…
YOU GUESSED IT.
A christmas tree.
Fiona mascarading as Margaret succeeds in covincing the Bishop??? Not sure. The Fancy Church Man in doing the coronation early and with no audience. But she can’t say her name correctly.
And that’s very sus, thinks everyone.
REGULAR SHERLOCKS, THEY ARE.
The grand reveal is occurring. Minor cast are appropriately baffled.
AHHH
creepy random ‘christmas is magic’ man is back from the first movieeeeeee
i find him extremely unsettling.
Meanwhile Margaret and Stacy and The Whole Gang catch up with kevin and olivia before they board the plane and explain everything as if what occurred was a normal thing.
When they reach the “ah-ha!” moment of “it was actually fiona who told you to leave, not margaret” the airport erupts in applause for the happy couple. Or something.
they rope a LITERALLY RANDOM priest in the airport into marrying them. in the airport.
“My flight boards in five minutes.”
Stacy interrupts: “I’M SURE THEY’LL HOLD YOUR FLIGHT FOR A ROYAL WEDDING.”
I have to admit I do enjoy that their airport wedding is interrupted multiple times by announcements.
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Oro watches the princess switch 2
part 6 possibly what is time even
THE CORONATION.
aka there’s somehow still movie left.
Look if you’re gonna go with weird England tudor styles for pomps…
pick one.
please?
please
AHAHAHAH UNEXPECTED CROSSOVER ALERT.
It’s the christmas prince! aka mr wood face! Look! He’s got a facial expression! I bet the baby is helping him.
Aw this is kinda cute.
that’s it! the end!
we did it!
NOW I HAVE SOME SERIOUS QUESTIONS.
ABOUT THAT CROSSOVER.
IN THE FIRST MOVIE THEY WATCHED THE CHRISTMAS PRINCE MOVIE ON NETFLIX.
NOW THE CHRSITMAS PRINCE IS LITERALLY IN-UNIVERSE WITH THEM.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
I MUST KNOW.
DOES THAT MEAN THAT IN THIS UNIVERSE, THE CHRISTMAS PRINCE IS A DOCUMENTARY!?!?!?
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Thank you for your service
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I legitimately appreciated these. Thank you. So much I missed. I am delighted.
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