Ooooh. Teetotaler privilege over here. Good point. Proceed.
Iām so glad I donāt drink. Last night wouldāve fucked my liver over so hard.
Yep. I donāt want to know what my ALT is right now. On the other hand, I feel pretty great this morning.
OMG Biden has a slight lead in Michigan now! If he gets MI, WI, and NV he will have the 270!! If Trump gets NC, PA, and GA heād only have 264. Iām getting heart palpitations now yāall.
My coworkers are freaking the fuck out right now. I am trying so hard not to laugh out loud.
Yeah this election is confirming my desire to stay a teetotaler even if I end up successfully staying off of psych meds.
/Yeah, I know tweets arenāt really memes. But they made me laugh.
I put this under a snip, because I realized it has a pretty offensive word in it. (C word)
Summary
I absolutely count tweets as memes at this point when they have the right energy. Spiritually memes, if you will.
OMG I needed that today.
Okay this is my new favorite.
On kangaroos, Iām honestly surprised Floridaās not just like āSure, whatever.ā
Everything is legal as long as no one notices.
Incorrect
If a tree in a forest owns a kangaroo and no one is around to report it, was it breaking the law in Florida?
If the tree was a Florida rƩsident, yes.
ETA Iām the child of a lawyer