Meme-ing our way through

Ooooh. Teetotaler privilege over here. Good point. Proceed.

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Iā€™m so glad I donā€™t drink. Last night wouldā€™ve fucked my liver over so hard.

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Yep. I donā€™t want to know what my ALT is right now. On the other hand, I feel pretty great this morning.

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OMG Biden has a slight lead in Michigan now! If he gets MI, WI, and NV he will have the 270!! If Trump gets NC, PA, and GA heā€™d only have 264. Iā€™m getting heart palpitations now yā€™all.

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My coworkers are freaking the fuck out right now. I am trying so hard not to laugh out loud.

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Yeah this election is confirming my desire to stay a teetotaler even if I end up successfully staying off of psych meds.

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/Yeah, I know tweets arenā€™t really memes. But they made me laugh.

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I put this under a snip, because I realized it has a pretty offensive word in it. (C word)

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I absolutely count tweets as memes at this point when they have the right energy. Spiritually memes, if you will.

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OMG I needed that today.

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Okay this is my new favorite.

On kangaroos, Iā€™m honestly surprised Floridaā€™s not just like ā€œSure, whatever.ā€

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Everything is legal as long as no one notices.

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Incorrect :rofl::rofl:

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If a tree in a forest owns a kangaroo and no one is around to report it, was it breaking the law in Florida?

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If the tree was a Florida rƩsident, yes.

ETA Iā€™m the child of a lawyer

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