FUCK.
@dahlia, they’re onto us.
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I got Antifas will cheat the fossil fuels
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I have two pints of ice cream and frozen cookie dough in the freezer plus a new pack of lemon oreos and all the leftover Halloween candy. If things get dire, I have the fixings to bake some cookies.
Still considering sending husband out for a mini cake to tide me over for tonight.
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Anarchists will gut Thomas Jefferson
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This implies the existence of necromantic and/or time traveling anarchists. I would read or watch the hell of out that story! 
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He is refusing to get me a tiny cake pointing to all of the other options I have before me. I suffer so!
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Bisexuals will repeal Fox News
fuck yes!
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You do have other options, but none of them is a tiny cake. I think you should have a tiny cake.
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One of my friends got “Commies will erase stay at home moms” ——> she is a SAHM, lol
Another got “Bisexuals abolish our savior Donald Trump”
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I’m considering all the Canadians on this forum to be my emotional support Canadians. I hope you all don’t mind.
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Not at all. It’s why we’re here.
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If Biden wins, commies will marry fossil fuels.
I am definitely claiming @Smacky as my emotional support Canadian.
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Don’t forget my standing offer to marry any or all of you.
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This is a very good offer. Someone should accept no matter what the election outcome.
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Can you arrange someone to marry my husband as well? I’d like for us to be able to move together.
I really wish moving were viable for us. I don’t want to be here anymore. I just don’t know how to find a job in another country.
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Taco trucks will gut the coal industry.
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Commies will eradicate fossil fuels.
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Listening/reading about the preparations some of you have made boggles my mind because I cant fathom that kind of crisis here to the north over our government. I understand based on what I have read about the current unrest why you have done so.
SO and I are not married so we can take a couple or 2 singles.
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