It’s cute how optimistic we all are.
Personally, I have my sights set on January 21. At this point, I can handle a fucking pandemic. If that’s all, that’s playing on the easy setting.
A few weeks ago I realized Kiddo would be home for the rest of the school year at this rate and I definitely had some Feelings about January through May 2021. They’re still fuzzy in my mind, but at least I started to conceive that they exist and will not resemble January through May 2019.
Me, as we approach the election. I just had to take away my dogs chew because I couldn’t handle the sound.
The cat knocked over my water this morning so of course I wanted to burn the house down.
A friend’s neighbor has one of these signs, and I keep forgetting to take a picture when I’m over there. Now I don’t have to!
I’ll do my user name and have my husband pick a number. If Biden wins, Witches will eradicate my religion.
Anarchists Devour Chick-fil-a? Why are anarchists into homophobic chicken?
Antifas control Chick-fil-a
One of my friends got “Antifas will ban abstinence only sex education.” Let’s hope 
Homosexuals will abolish the suburbs.
Windmill cancer terrorize our savior DJT
Commies will burn down traditional masculinity
Bisexuals will vaccinate the McRib.
Homosexuals will tickle Baby Yoda
Black Lives Matter will vaccinate my guns. I have…questions.
Jane Jacobs would be pleased - Socialism will cancel the suburbs
