Meme-ing our way through

  1. My husband is 1 and I will then rearrange the eggs. Balance that shit, you!
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3 & 4 are basically balanced along x & y axes, while 2 is only balanced along the x axis.

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They’re basically like gold at this point

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We do the 30 pack so we take a row at a time then eventually flip when reaching is hard. G would do the shell thing but I stare him down

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Ummm wait what? Now I want to rip holes in my pants!

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Wait I have so many questions why do you need to store eggshells!!! Like at all???

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Good for gardening!

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I have to put them SOMEWHERE immediately post cracking eggs.

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Realizing now that I haven’t bought a carton of eggs in about 10 years

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Exactly! I always think “I’m just going to place these right here for now while I cook my eggs, then I’ll definitely throw them away before I put the eggs away” and then somehow they make it back into the fridge :joy:

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I’m pretty sure this is what happens in my house too

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I have never done this. It has never occured to me. I’m very confused.

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No, she does it in purpose and then when the carton is all shell she throws the whole thing away. (They are a nonrecycling household.)

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Is your trashcan close to your stove? Mine is in the next room, so I make the excuse that I don’t want egg to drip on the floor, so I set the shells in the carton, then inevitably don’t end up throwing them away

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The garbage is a few feet from the stove and if there are drips a dog gets to clean them up.
I’ve never had a kitchen with no garbage.

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guilty looks from cohabitating vegan

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Sure but it’s January! Haha

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