YOU’RE NOT WRONG.
last dinner party i set out a bunch of legos and colored pencils for a social valve if conversation got slow 
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I am literally running a painting session in a cafe tonight.
I wish y’all could join me, it’s very Pooh Bear vibes.
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I am VERY sad i can’t attend!
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If somehow we are ever in the same place, I would love to paint with you.
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that was my 51st birthday party 
coloring and cake!
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Hahaha Kayla from the Duolingo one is an old school friend and it has been so funny to see her post shared all over the internet lately!
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Listen, bug girl seems to have a high confidence in us staying on a proper dishwashing schedule that I simply cannot share.
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I have a 2 story house and a car and an office. Guess how many water bottles are currently residing in each of those different locations.
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At least 2
5, 1, 1 is my guess.
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2 on my nightstand, 1 on my desk in home office, 1 downstairs by the couch, 3 in the car (rolling around the floor), and 1 in the office (I gathered up the extras prior to going home for the holidays and haven’t been back yet).
8 total. Wtf, self?
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Wait you wash your water bottles 
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I throw water bottle bodies into the dishwasher and let their plastic fiddlely bullshit bits sit in my hand wash tub with an array of specialized straw brushes judging me
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I def shared that at one point and yes, it was about me 
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I’ve always called it having lots of RAM but a tiny hard drive.
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