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Follow your dreams, y’all. But maybe like… safely.
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Bah. Land of the free?
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Just want to point out that he’s technically a “Florida man”.
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That’s just advertising. It’s Land of the free*.
*terms and conditions may apply. Offer not available in all areas.
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This is beautiful. Like why does (rich white) Elon Musk get to follow his dream and not this genius hamster man? I think we COULD make hamster wheel boats the future
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I hate Riker - smug horndog.
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20K emails makes me twitch.
ETA 20 emails make me twitch. 20K emails would give me palpitations.
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Is this where we post our unread email counts?
56 isn’t bad. But then I assumed a few years ago my job was mostly emailing.
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The Good Omens meme, in which I am Crowley…
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This one doesn’t translate into the Australian accent?
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Have you been reviewing my Amazon cart where I’m looking for seed binders to store all my seeds in pretty envelopes? Also avoiding real responsibilities and such.
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Not sure if you’re asking a question but in the US we would pronounce it like “That’s your own ass fault.”
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