That’s Olivia Wilde
see i’m up to date. I honestly was very confused about what was going on because I thought harry styles was gay but that probably says a lot about the side of the internet I hang out on
He was on Modern Family for awhile as Joe’s nanny. Oops - that’s Adam Devine! I continually confuse those two names now. Ugh.
You are joking, right?
ETA: NEVERMIND … (head slaps self)
Wait I think this actually what this all about?
THe good news is I literally don’t know who either of them are, I just ignored all the memes and didn’t investigate. I have heard of Maroon5. Not sure I could name a song, but would probably recognize.
Sadly, I am a millennial, and I do know who the try guys are.
Since this the meme thread, here’s a meme.
As far as I am aware Adam Devine is still an ok guy? Hasn’t done anything to deserve being besmirched by the lazy jokes I make.
Mooooves like jagger. And they might be the same as S club. “Aint no party like an S club party”
Dud Adam Levine do the cheating too? Or die? Because in celeb facts this month I am up to:
Dead queen
Nick Cannon doesn’t oay for a night nurse, possible living his best life
Try guys tall one kicked out for cheating
I think most months I do zero celeb gossip so this is getting exhausting
Was not the tall one. Was solidly average heighted one.
And eventually I will get sick and watch a bunch of buzzfeed and try guys and not notice one is missing at all. Let alone which one.
Harry Styles has always been ambiguous about his sexuality, even when he was a teenage heartthrob, but afaik has only publicly dated women. I think he’s been accused of gayfishing as he has benefited from the ambiguity; but honestly, he’s probably just being his flamboyant self and is either actually gay, probably bi, or maybe just a great ally. My money is on bi.
I saw a comment that Harry Styles was like if David Bowie was straight and also sucked. I thought it was weird to assume HS is straighter than Bowie.
I’ve really enjoyed my foray into trying to understand pop culture as my husband and I have gossiped about all of this, and tried to figure out the difference between Adam Levine and Adam Devine; which one Maroon Five is, that the Cake by the Ocean song isn’t Maroon Five, but is some random band that is led by a Jonas, but not the Jonas brothers; how harry styles is involved in all of this; that he actually links to another dating scandal, etc.
It resulted in this from my husband:
Recent meme from an actual interview with bowie I shared on bisexual visibility day earlier this week
Because I am fully on board with Gaylor Swift conspiracy theories, I believe the styles/swift 5 minute relationship was a PR relationship and they were also one another’s beards. As evident from All the double dates they went on with… the people they seemed to be actually dating
I wanted to say “it is ridiculous that queer baiting would benefit you, but also: see TaTu.” And also, I probably would know 0 about Harry styles if it wasn’t for the Gays.
TaTu was a weird moment
Tatu was a very pivotal moment in my teenage sexuality.