Dammit, there are few things that make me want another child but … maybe. Just for the gender conceal party (no official documentation will be harmed in the making of this party). There’s worse reasons to have a kid right?
(To be clear, this is a joke, no way in hell am I revisiting the diaper changing phase again 
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Yes, of course. It wouldn’t even be a part of the joke if birth certificates didn’t include a sex assigned at birth (which they shouldn’t).
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Ummmm just wanted to check if you know why they do anatomy scans, and why doctors and midwives strongly encourage them even with patients who don’t want intervention[/details]
Ok - so is baby yoda still a thing? Because I’m really vibing on the baby yoda christmas memes right now.
Or they negotiate down to $30 from $50 and you agree just to get it sold. Then when they turn up, they only have a $50 note and expect you to make change 
That last one should be wrapped in an awkward amount of tape that he has tried to pull off himself. See: my house, yesterday, during present wrapping time.
Exceptional content today, BJ. Well done.
BJ meme selection is legendary!
I think I found the OMD theme song:
My older child is almost 11 and there is STILL a weird amount of tape in weird places on his walls just for the hell of it. What is it with kids and tape?
I thank you for your service, BJ, today’s selection is legendary.
Also yup that is our theme song
I’m stupid can someone explain the second half?
Tacos al pastor is a (really tasty) Mexican pork dish
Thank you! I had never heard of it.
Al pastor is a type of taco filling. And it is delicious.
mmm now I want tacos al pastor. A place down the street makes the most amazing ones with big pineapple chunks
Second is a Mexican dish (usually made with pork, pronounced with a long o - “pas-tore”)
