unfortunately it is true 
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I was at a car parts shop and this guy came in to pick up some lights for a vintage car that he had got the owner to hold for him.
The guy had been looking for these lights for 2 years or something and then tried to negotiate the price. The shop guy smashed one after he told the guy three times he didn’t negotiate. The guy who wanted the lights looked like he was about to cry
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The guy buying was ridiculous 
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I saw (but did not click on) a shitty article by Piers Morgan whose title was something like, “All you haters don’t know how good of a guy Elon is, and you should all kiss his ass like I do,” and yeah, that’s about right, I hope they both fall in a sinkhole together.
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Just please let Elon get me some broadband before the sinkhole. He’s got to be good for something.
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We can detoxify his companies by having them go on an Elon Juice cleanse.
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I’m on barstool guy’s side here.
I am so tired of people being like “Yep, $40” and then showing up and saying “$30 is all I got” and expecting me to give it to them.
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I am horrified and delighted.
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I’ve had this happen to me before when I even f-ing delivered the thing to this person’s house! There was a moment of rage.
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100% quality content. Would order again.
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Thanks Hank Green, I hate it.
Also literally no one would be surprised when this person looked at me and said “Vanilla.”
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Ok, love the gender reveal party one.
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Have you seen the gender conceal party meme?
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No! Plz send?
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I love it.
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!!! Pz do not destroy critical ID documents of child, f*cking up someone’s ID and proof of citizenship is a uniquely evil form of abuse. 
I know it’s a joke, I just feel very strongly about how evil keeping a child “off the books” actually is. https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/radiolab/articles/invisible-girl
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