Aww, I heard that Sam Sanders tweet in his voice and it made me feel all warm and fuzzy.
I am SUGH a Sam Sanders fan.
Where I’m from we call carcinization getting crabby.
The mammalian equivalent is also really cool. It’s mustelification, the tendency to develop long narrow bodies like weasels.
Even the model is like “Why does this exist?”
the shadowy one wants to know why it isn’t set up like a mech
Yesterday at the cafe I was struggling with foggy glasses and seeing the drinks that were on the board and also then the card wasn’t being read properly. So I was very flustered and blurted out “I’m sorry when my glasses get fogged up it’s like my brain doesn’t work!” 
Pandemic problems. Also naturally I was the only person in the cafe wearing a mask.
Me: tries to make mom friends
Also me: gives way too many details about child brain development at a play date
If you were in my mom group I’d just follow you around and then be stressing inside my own brain that I’m being stalker-ish.