how many tickles does It take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten. Ten-tickles
How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?
A buck-an-ear
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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
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What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi bud.
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I love you all and hate you all.
I am capable solely of in-the-moment puns and allusions, so will have to come back later whenever I figure out something funny to add. 
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Why did the hipster burn their mouth?
Because they drank their tea before it was cool.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To WHOM.
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I sent my friend 9 clever jokes. She didn’t laugh. So I tried to send one more, to get her to laugh.
But no pun in ten did.
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