Jokes thread

#1

how many tickles does It take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten. Ten-tickles

How much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?
A buck-an-ear

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#2

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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#3

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi bud.

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#4

I love you all and hate you all.

I am capable solely of in-the-moment puns and allusions, so will have to come back later whenever I figure out something funny to add. :wink:

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#5

Why did the hipster burn their mouth?

Because they drank their tea before it was cool.

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#6

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
:angry: To WHOM.

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#7

I sent my friend 9 clever jokes. She didn’t laugh. So I tried to send one more, to get her to laugh.

But no pun in ten did.

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