I Will Teach You To Be Rich- OMD EDITION

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On the off chance you aren’t entirely sick of me I am randomly live reacting to Indian Matchmaking season 2, episode by episode.

Indian Matchmaking Season 2

Season 2, Episode 1 Live React bc why not

Right out the gate we have what appears to be the Indian version of an LA douchebag. He says, “I’m a fighter, inside and outside. 9.5 out of 10, I am the world’s most eligible bachelor right now. My mom thinks that I’m quite eligible.” I feel like that’s about as close to a nature warning sign in the human world as possible, like those neon frogs that are filled with poison. Oh ok this guy is also named Akshay! LOL the camera is panning his shirtless tors…