Dear god no. Cheering when someone does a shit is too weird for even me.
Not as weird as when you get cheered for pooping and maybe even a high five… While you’re still sitting and haven’t even wiped.
Your office colleagues sound fun.
“Does work ever stop?”
No. Well, in theory of you can achieve FIRE, I’ve heard.
And then I have to explain fire vs. FIRE.
Pikelet: “but someone needs to look after the roads, otherwise they’d all crack up and we’d need to take the train always” “ what happens if no one looks after the tracks and they crack up too?”
we can take turns?
Me: let’s have some breakfast
Pikelet: I don’t want to have breakfast today. I’m just so tired of having breakfast eeeevery day. I’ll do it tomorrow.
She had some breakfast. A tiny bit of fruit. To be fair it is super hot and gross today and I don’t feel particularly enthusiastic about eating either.or moving for that matter.