How do you even answer that?

Dear god no. Cheering when someone does a shit is too weird for even me.

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Not as weird as when you get cheered for pooping and maybe even a high five… While you’re still sitting and haven’t even wiped.

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Your office colleagues sound fun.

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“Does work ever stop?”

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No. Well, in theory of you can achieve FIRE, I’ve heard.

And then I have to explain fire vs. FIRE.

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Pikelet: “but someone needs to look after the roads, otherwise they’d all crack up and we’d need to take the train always” “ what happens if no one looks after the tracks and they crack up too?”

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we can take turns?

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Me: let’s have some breakfast
Pikelet: I don’t want to have breakfast today. I’m just so tired of having breakfast eeeevery day. I’ll do it tomorrow.

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She had some breakfast. A tiny bit of fruit. To be fair it is super hot and gross today and I don’t feel particularly enthusiastic about eating either.or moving for that matter.

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