Garden Chat

P.S., if you have mulched your yard, you will probably at some point get butt splinters. Sincerely, someone who currently has butt splinters.

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Iā€™ve been sniggering this entire time. Hard ball. Loose root. Teehee

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Is loose root something thatā€™s funny in Australian that I donā€™t understand?

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Beyond ā€œrootā€ meaning sex?

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Iā€™ve heard ā€œruttingā€ for sex but not ā€œrootā€ for sex.

I think itā€™s just British/Australian/NZ slang for having sex.

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TIL

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Now put in your best Australian accent and say ā€œFancy a root?ā€

Well the weekend is drawing to a close here. We just spent a lovely autumnal afternoon in the garden.

  • repotted, fertilised and mulched the blueberry, chilli and dwarf lemon.
  • applied fish emulsion to everything
  • caterpillar hunted (and decided I needed to invest in a spray (probably neem oil based)
  • found a worm

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Is tomorrow not a public holiday in QLD?

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Nah, we donā€™t get an ANZAC day holiday this year.

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We donā€™t get one for Anzac Day here either in VIC.

Went to #thebiggreenshed today. Had a list of items Iā€™d been adding to over the last fortnight. Managed to get everything I wanted except for some Gorilla Tape, had to go to a #thebigaquashed for that.

Potting mix, Cow manure, Blood n bone, pot hangers, another small long grey pot, a pot to match the Gerbera for my wife as an early Motherā€™s Day present from me.

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I need to remind my household that Motherā€™s Day is coming so that they can obtain plants. Excellent reminder.

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Been following along here while not so patiently waiting for my plant hangers to come. I need to research what plants to grow on my porch. I got some basil in my grocery delivery but it looks pretty pathetic, I donā€™t know if it will survive. I have the sprouting garlic but that will probably go in my small pots since itā€™s not likely to actually grow.

I think Iā€™ll get mint because I use it in summer a lot. So mint and basil but thatā€™s all Iā€™ve got so far. I grew 2 tomato plants from starts I bought last year but they only grew small fruit and didnā€™t really feel worth it. Wondering if I just want to get more painted roses and just do pretty things since the pots will be hanging and more visible this year.

I also have Brussels sprouts seeds but theyā€™re weird. I planted them in the fall when the seed place told me to and first something ate them, then I covered them with tulle netting and they grew again but so slowly that I stopped caring for them because I thought they were dead. So idk about those, plus idk when the right time to plant them is. I might have missed it.

Any sage advice for a tiny porch garden that gets some full sun for most of the afternoon?

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If youā€™re not otherwise going to use those brussels sprouts seeds, you could plant them out and eat them as micro greens early on.

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Guess what idiot sandwich planted their asparagus upside down and now canā€™t find one of them?

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I want to grow them and I was hoping to get a real harvest of them since we eat tons of Brussels sprouts but I couldnā€™t get them to grow enough for even micro greens. Is it an ok time to plant them again? Iā€™d be happy to try again and this time Iā€™ll keep them covered from the beginning

I donā€™t know where you are, but where I am itā€™s far too late as itā€™s about to get hot. Can you do a fall crop in your area?

Iā€™m near DC, itā€™s supposed to get hot soon but itā€™s been cool recently. I planted in the fall last time so Iā€™ll give it a shot again this year