The nun one made me chuckle. Although I’m pretty sure I’m AuDHD so I need routine but then die of boredom so… 
That Kurt Loder one was just mean. 
I have no doubt that smol child would be great friends with Pumpkin, who regularly worries other adults with her witches cackle.
I’ve been planning to plant my onion starts, snow peas, and root vegetables for… 3 weeks now?
At least I have lettuce and potatoes in the ground!
I pulled up what I thought were weeds yesterday and apparently I planted garlic last fall? I have no memory of this.
I think some of the garlic that I thought had failed actually overwintered, so now I need to check what to do.
I need to plant basil. And whatever goes in that second bed. And go get tomato plants because I didn’t start any soon enough.
And the farm stand near me has rosemary starts, and I want some, but I don’t know where I’d put it.
You would put it somewhere dry and sunny that you walk past a lot so you can smell it.
Problem solved.
I know where I want it, right outside the kitchen door. But that means I’d have to build it a bed, and I don’t want to do that. Dilemma.
Maybe you could plant it in one of those planters that look like a barrel?