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because of course The Onion is famously apolitical.
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How did you get that picture of me in the morning??
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I regret my navy couch every day. If I ever buy a new one it will be “somehow always dirty white dog” colored
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I got a really great black merino hoodie for travel only and I brought it with me only to have cat hair immediately show up on it. I am just permanently covered in cat hair!
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