Because some of you also poison other water based life. 
/We should be using algae way more than we already do.
Hamilton but it’s Muppets (just voices and just Act 1, but someone really needs to make this into a full production).
Why did the mechanical pencil one make me laugh so hard?
It wrecked me. It’s so stupid. I love it.
It was the snot bubble for me 
I feel like all of those are for me except the last one. The dryer finished running a while ago and I’ve been pretending I haven’t noticed.
Ummm I totally thought those were condoms!
With a little creativity…
Great, now I have to look at ricotta all sideways.
Me, except substitute maximally forest witch vibes.
I looked up my great grandfather’s WW1 service records out of curiosity. There are 10 pages of actual military records and 63 pages of him writing super bitchy letters to everyone in the British empire trying to get compensation for his lost luggage.
Also my dad’s uncle was apparently not his uncle and had a secret wife? I have questions.
I love this. When my dad passed away, we were going through all the paperwork and there was this super professional full-page letter complaining to the president of Honda Canada about the service he had received, and correspondence back from the company. My sister and I were like “this is so Dad, we’re keeping this!”.
There was also a card that I had made him with letter stickers that said “YOU ARE MY DUD” and then “I ran out of ‘A’s’” 