The kiwi comment is a joke, right 
Kiwis, like pineapples, contain a digestive enzyme! So when you eat those fruits, they are also eating you! Yum yum.
I’m so glad that Edgar Allen Poe is getting the fanfare he deserves
in general your mouth or skin around your lips are not supposed to be itchy after you eat food. which is unfortunate, because I quite like mango and raspberries.
kiwis can be a precursor to latex allergies iirc, so if you are sensitive you shouldn’t push things because developing a latex allergy sucks.
That is absolutely wild… I did develop a latex allergy as an adult! Not life threatening or anything just mildly annoying.
I knew banana and avocado went together, i react to both but not latex, and kiwis I dislike eating but didnt realise it was likely a similar pathway to the other two! I really do not want to develop a latex intolerance…
Interesting! I am allergic to latex but nothing else. I guess it doesn’t always go the other way.
Omg 
Please enjoy this illustration of making sure your washer is unplugged before cleaning the filter.
