They said I could be anything, so I became an excavator. 
Never before have I wanted so badly to be friends with a bunch of engineers.
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A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for czar and if you see him would you mind telling him?
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This and another by the same author are books I’ve gotten for nephling. Sibling and their spouse say I get to read them 
Ah:
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This lands different as someone with horrible egg quality/ovarian reserve 
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Oh man, I read it that way too. I forgot we were on “chicken eggs are expensive” jokes.
I thought of it more as “awkward flirting” when you don’t know what else to say.
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Ah, Kitten Kong, from The Goodies.
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Dolly Parton and Edgar Allan Poe have the same birthday, which is today.
Workin’ 9 to 9 for a man whose eye is creepy,
That’s why I decide to assault him while he’s sleepy;
But his heart still beats in the floorboard where I set it –
It’s enough to drive me crazy if I let it!
“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,
"Who are you to stand so fearsome
“With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”
Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”.
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Oooh, that’s why a local radio station was playing her songs back to back to back. I had no complaints so I didn’t really question it.
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It’s funny how all the toilet paper memes from a few years ago have now extended to eggs. And this tweet is so good.
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They have a calendar now? That’s amazing.
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It’s a nice daily smile 
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