Because he loves John and knows it means John will leave 
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That latte just about killed me.
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I have very neatly made that precise mistake. I felt deeply for that human.
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You are both clearly kinder people than me 
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OMG I know Robert!! (Not well. But we were in some similar circles, and I sang in a choir with him lol)
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That’s hilarious! (Also, that’s Beethoven’s Pathétique first movement)
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Yuuuup I’ve taught that piece enough to undergraduates I could tell right away 
(be glad you can’t hear me singing it right now. Boyfriend is not thrilled lol)
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The chord identification reminds me of my Praxis test for middle school mathematics certification.
The final question was about graphing a circle or something like that and then said “label everything”.
I finished the entire test in about 20 minutes and you were not allowed to leave early, I had so much extra time left, so I labeled EVERYTHING I could possibly think of on that graph. The grader probably cracked up at the absurdity of it.
I received distinction on the test though.
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There’s a calendar of giant cats on Portland infrastructure, courtesy of the Army Corp of Engineers. All twelve months of pictures are included at the link.
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Okay people can be negative about Portland but this? This sort of stuff is part of why I adore it here
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Oh, that Cheez-its thing is major “LEGO Bricks” vibes!
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The cheese it one slayed me
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Saw this on my walk this morning. Not actually funny, but maybe the most passive aggressive sign I’ve ever seen.
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lol I would be DYING to know the backstory there
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