H is a smart man.
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I would like someone to deliver me a cat right now.
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Stahhhhp, too relevant 
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The backyard rental is totally a thing.
Shoot, I forget the name of the app. I’ve definitely considered adding mine as a dog friendly yard.
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A classic.
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I can relate:
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Cute cat AND she sings Lizzo? I’m in.
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Whoever wrote that deserves a medal
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That is an absolute SKILL
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MWP (Partner) sent this to me today.
IT’S ME!
Like, Inner Me.
Cranky, Fuck Societal Standards Me.
Outside Me is much more Lady of the Lake-esque.
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I was giggling at this one:
"I let the gringo unwrap me like a banana leaf. He resembles the conquistador who asked my ancestors the way east then stole their land. I let him plunder, spread my piernas like mayonesa. “Dame tu leche,” he demands. He milks me, my language, mi lengua. "
What???
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